Thursday, 21 August 2008

why Bill Gates left Microsoft

Letter from Sardar Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft: Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice:

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no'stop' button. We request you to check this.
2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Bhatinda!So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.
3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system?I find only 're-cycle', but I own a Vespa scooter at my home.
4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost thedoor key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but wasunable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoftsentence', so when you will provide that?
6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one iconwhich shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?
7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even asingle photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use thePC at home only.
9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'MySecret Places'. I do not want to let my wife Bebbo to know where I go after my officehours.

Regards,Banta
Last one to Mr Bill Gates : Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?
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